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THINK YOUR METABOLISM IS BROKEN? IT'S JUST TIRED OF YOUR DIETING BULLSH*T
A real-world guide to fixing your fat loss without tracking, starving, or hating your body.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
👋 Hi, I'm Jason
I'm a former overweight guy turned coach and trust me, i've been where you are.
I was out of shape, miserable, and running on zero confidence.
I literally watched a gym membership drain my bank account while I never showed up.
In 2001, I had a massive wake-up call.
That moment changed everything.
I completely transformed my health, body, and mindset - and eventually walked away from my old career to help others escape the diet culture trap like I did.
Now? I coach real people who are sick of quick fixes and ready for results that last.
The Let's Unfu*k Your Metabolism Guide is the exact kickstart I wish I had back then - built to help you lose fat, build strength, lose weight and keep it off for good while looking and feeling amazing.
Here's to your success
Jason Brownlie
FEEL LIKE YOUR BODY'S BROKEN NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY?
You're eating "healthy"
You've done low-carb, slimming clubs, HIIT, fasting, maybe even a "cleanse" (regret).
You're not lazy. You're not clueless.
But the scale hasn't moved in weeks - or worse, it's gone up.
And you're starting to think:
"Maybe my metabolism is screwed."
😫 You're tired of eating like a bird and getting zero results.
😤 You've gained weight faster after every diet.
😩 You work out but feel exhausted and stuck.
😔 You panic at the thought of eating carbs, missing workouts, or going on holiday.
If that's you - it's not your fault.
But it is time to stop blaming your body and start understanding it.
WTF IS MY METABOLISM DOING?
The NO-BS Guide to Fixing Your Fat Loss From the Inside Out
This ebook was written for people who've done everything "right" - and still got nowhere.
Inside, you'll discover:
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Why your metabolism isn't broken - it's adapted
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How to reverse years of diet damage without starving yourself
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Why strength, sleep, food, and steps matter more than calories ever did
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How to finally feel in control of your body again (without obsessing over it)
All written with:
✅ Sarcasm
✅ Science
✅ And zero tolerance for diet culture bullsh*t
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WHAT YOU'LL LEARN
🚫 Why cardio and calorie-cutting stopped working for you
🧠 What metabolism actually is - and how to make it work for you, no against you
🏋🏼♀️ How lifting weights builds fat-burning power (without "getting bulky")
🧘🏻♀️ Why stress, sleep, and recovery matter more than you've been told
📉 What to do when you "fall off track" (hint: not starve yourself again)
🔄 How to stop starting over every bloody Monday
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🙋♀️ Who This is For:
This is for you if:
▪️ You've lost and regained the same 10kg over and over
▪️ You're mentally done with the diet rollercoaster
▪️ You want real, sustainable fat loss that works with your life
▪️ You're smart enough to know there's more to it - you just need the missing link
GET THE EBOOK NOW FOR JUST £9.99 (NORMALLY £27)
(Includes bonus checklist: 10 Things Wrecking Your Metabolism & How To Un-F*ck Them Fast)
This isn't just another ebook.
It's a full mindset and metabolism reset - for the price of a takeaway you'll regret by 9pm.
🔥 Get the guide now
Launch offer: Only £9.99 for a limited time! (NORMALLY £27)
Your metabolism isn't broken.
It's just reacting to years of confusion, restriction, and miseducation.
🔥 Grab "Your Metabolisms a Mess - Let's Unfu*k it"
❓Frequently Asked Questions
Is this just another diet plan?
Er no. this isn't a meal plan, macro app, or 6-week shred.
It's a deep dive into how your metabolism actually works - and why diet culture has wrecked it.
No tracking. No starvation. No BS
Do I need to be into fitness to get value from this?
Nope. You just need a body and a brain.
This is for real people who are tired of confusing, contradictory advice and who just want straight answers and a path that makes sense.
Is this for women or men?
Both. If you have a metabolism and you're sick of being at war with it, this is for you.
(That said, most of the examples are written with women in mind - because they've been hit hardest by diet culture crap)
How long is the ebook?
17 chapters of clarity, laughs, truth bombs and practical steps.
No fluff. No filler. Just everything you need to understand, reset, and support your metabolism for life.
Will this help if i've already tried everything?
Yes - because this book explains why nothing's worked.
If you've done keto, fasting, 1200-calories-a-day, cardio till you drop, and still feel stuck....
this will make it all makes sense (finally)
Is there a refund policy?
No refunds - because this is digital and instantly downloadable.
But if you read it and genuinely think it was a waste of money, you can message me and i'll sort you out. No drama.
What happens after I buy it?
You'll get instant access to the full PDF ebook, plus the bonus checklist: "10 Things That Are Wrecking Your Metabolism (And How to Un-F Them Fast)"
Read it, apply it, and stop second guessing your body for good.
Get The Guide And Un-Fu*k Your Metabolism
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